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G'DAY AND WELCOME TO SUZZIE SWOD'S HOMPAGE!! This is my first, SOLO attempt at making a homepage! SO PLEASE BOOKMARK THIS SITE SO THAT WHEN | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| SUZZIE SWOD'S TOP 10 JOKES, AS VOTED BY HEATH STOKES!!! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1. Q: WHAT'S BLACK AND GOES 'ROUND AND 'ROUND? A: A baby in a microwave. 2. Q: WHAT'S PURPLE AND SITS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE POOL? A: A dead baby. 3. Q. WHAT'S BLACK AND SITS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE POOL? A: A dead baby, ten months later! 4. Q: WHAT'S GREEN AND LOOKS LIKE A GREEN BUCKET. A: A green bucket! 5. Q: WHAT'S WHITE AND LOOKS LIKE A WHITE BUCKET? A: A clear bucket filled with milk! 6. Q: WHAT'S ROUND, FURRY AND FALLS OUT OF A TREE? A: A koala! 7. Q: WHAT'S ROUND, BAULD AND FALLS OUT OF A TREE? A: A koala in Hiroshima!! 8. Q: WHAT'S GREEN, SQUARE AND SIT'S IN A TREE? A: A pool table 9. Q: WHAT'S BLACK AND WHITE AND STANDS IN A PADDOCK? A: A cow! 10. Q: WHY'D THE AERO PLANE CRASH?? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!!! (most people either don't understand/like these jokes! iI don't blame you they are quite stupid! Heath and I invented the koala ones) I LOVE ALL ANIMALS, ESPECIALLY ONES THAT LIVE IN AND AROUND ANTARCTICA I LOVE AUSTRALIAN ANIMALS HEAPS, THEY ARE ALL SO CUTE, BUT AREN'T ALL SO CUDDLY, BUT MOST OF THEM ARE! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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MY DREAM IS TO CLIMB THE BIGGEST MOUNTAIN IN THE WORLD! MT.EVEREST!!! | OR JUST BIG ONE'S LIKE THESE!!!! I LOVE THIS PIC!! THE VIEW IS SPECTACULAR! AND WOULD BE EVEN BETTER IN REAL LIFE!! I wanna say a HUGE hello to: Angela Sole The Triplets (Christopher,Suzi,Edele) Psycho (EMMA) Matt Parker Kate Diana Lina OTHER PEOPLE ONLINE:Angela Manolakos, Heath Stokes, Clare, Luisa, Elisa, Chris, Katherine, and lastest, Laura. And just other people: Tanya, Nadia, Steph, Claire, Max, Brock, Kate, Lyle, John-Paul, Maxine, Brooke, Jesse and Danni!!!! BYE BYE AND THANKS FOR VISITING MY SITE!! IT'S STILL BEING BUILT, SO WILL YOU PLEAZE BOOKMARK THIS SITE AND COME AGAIN!!!!
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